That one theory that GLaDOS was Chell’s mother or whatever really ruined the perception of Portal 2’s story because replaying the game as an adult makes it abundantly clear that GLaDOS and Chell are obviously lesbians in a love/hate relationship
Even discounting the fact that Still Alive and Want You Gone are the gayest fuck you break-up songs in video game history, there's also the fact that Erik Johnson literally agreed with an interviewer's perception of her as a "jealous ex-girlfriend".
I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother
can someone tag molly
molly you have to see this one
CHEERS TO GUY WALTON FOR “OUTING” THE FOSSIL FUEL COMPANIES
From the article:
Walton has devised his own criteria for named heatwaves in the US, based on duration and extremity, on a one to five scale similar to hurricanes. Heatwave Chevron is classed as a four and is “historic”, Walton said. The meteorologist said he has a list of 20 oil and gas companies – including Exxon and Shell – for upcoming heatwaves and will turn to coal companies if he runs out of names.
OUTSTANDING MOVE
Y'all know what to do. Use Walton's naming system. Make it catch on.
Explaining to all companies that the three requirements for me to use a social media with any frequency are:
- A chronological follow-only feed, ideally which I can set as default
- Anonymity (my real name and face are not required)
- Have a desktop version
You may call me boomer or whatever but if a social media doesn’t have bare minimum these three things then I will never use it ever. I won’t even make an account. You can suck at everything else but these are non-negotiable. The fact that they are anathema to profitability does not matter to me. If you cannot provide me these three things then I will simply not use any social media at all.
*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die
So many notes ppl confused by corn wielding Colima dog wait until you see the dancing figures…..blow your mind. Teach you true love
Mexican here, fun fact! While we call them “Dancing dogs”, they’re a young pup and an old dog, and the older one is revealing wisdoms right on the pup’s ear.
You’ll recognize the older dog bc he’s got wrinkles!! It’s a wonderful scene!!





